Free love on the free love freeway

Label this under "awesome"... Noel Gallagher and Ricky Gervais (aka David Brent in "The Office"...if you're not in the know) are going to record "Free Love Freeway" (via Golden Fiddle). Brent sings this in the first season, in the best episode ever. I never knew British humor could be so...what's the word...funny. I mean, "4 Weddings and Funeral"...I think I laughed once.
Free love on the free love freeway,
The love is free and the freeway’s long...
I got some hot love on the hot-love freeway
I ain’t going home cos’ my baby’s gone
Garreth: "She's dead"
David: "She's not dead"
(This is only funny/makes sense if you've seen the show...I often like to repeat things and just laugh at them)

No Britney news today...though I'm sure I could search to find something, anything, just to wet the palette. I'll settle for J. Lo...according to imdb, she refused to sing at hubby # 3's bday party b/c "had not been given enough time to prepare." I understand Jenny (can I call you Jenny?)...it's tough when you don't have an adequate number of back up dancers and no bronzer (I don't know...like I have a clue what she needs to prepare). So Mark ended up singing at his own bday party...poor guy. I cried a thousand tears when I read this story, it's just so terrible...sang at his own bday (shaking head in disappointment)...what a f*cking tragedy.

Is it just me or did they have to blur out Lindsay Lohan's nipple in this picture? Showing your tits in a low cut shirt is one thing, but areola...that's just tacky. At least it's good to know her dad has her back (or front...ba dum dum). He's sticking w/ Lindsay on the story that they're "real"...just admit it dammit and this whole thing will be over...admit it!!!! This reminds me of some gossip re: Jessica Simpson...apparantly her dad stays in the room while she changes clothes...meaning "changes" as in completely naked. I don't remember the last time my dad saw me naked...and that's b/c it was a long f*cking time ago before I learned that I should be embarassed of my body (thanks Seventeen, Glamour, etc...) Anyway, my source is reliable, so just take this gossip as fact.

I'll now end this w/ a "joke" my mom emailed me....I use the word joke loosely, b/c the word implies that it would be funny.
Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
Girlfriend, that is so true!
R.